Take it Easy
There’s a part of you that wishes you could be this laid back again. I’m simple. And deep down you wish you could be too.
Almost Unbearable
I’m really not sure why people project their myriad of personality traits onto me. I understand that I can look a little dopey sometimes. You think I’m a big clown lumbering around in the forest. But...
Stay Humble
When you're a puffin and act conceited, it sounds like a cliché. Like we're all "puffed up" and full of ourselves. I usually try to stay humble. But...
Pelican Face
Have you ever looked at me close up? I mean, birds have beaks. No surprise there. And pelicans have this awesome built in net. Pretty cool. That’s a win for evolution in my book. But…
Turkey Troubles
This wasn’t the first codependent relationship Tom had been in. He seemed to attract women that needed more than he was able to provide. But,,,
Mr. Otter
I watch the beavers and think: “Man, those guys are really productive. They seem to have real purpose.” But...
